Office Pantry Fridge Thieves Beware!

Have u ever kept food in the office pantry fridge & it went missing? Or even worse, when these shameless culprits would leave remnants of your lunch just to taunt u crazy!! Here are some notes left by the victims in retaliation to these pantry fridge thieves. Enjoy! LOL!!

And this LAST ONE really takes the MUFFIN!!

Men: Stare at Boobs if u want to live longer!

"Hey Mom i'm getting my regular cardio for the day!"

Read today that it was advised for men to stare at boobs for a good 10 minutes a day if they want to live longer according to a study! No kidding! While my health may improve if i take up this activity at the office, i doubt i'll chalk up too many points with the moral brigade! LOL

This pic i borrowed, already came with the bubble!!

But of course President Obama stumbled onto the secret early. But he does it differently!

Is President Obama and French President Nicolas Sarkozy checking out the backside of a young lady at the G8 summit. Maybe Not! I'm quite sure it's all been taken out of context. LOL!

Here's the full excerpt from the STAR:

Boob-staring Good for Men

HERE’s a simple “secret” to ensure longevity for men – stare at women’s breasts for 10 minutes a day to live an additional five years.

Both Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported that a German research published in the New England Journal of Medicine showed that men ogling at breasts for 10 minutes a day was equivalent to a 30-minute gym workout.

Sin Chew Daily reported yesterday that the team had spent five years researching 200 men.

Results showed that men who liked to stare at women’s breasts have lower blood pressure, suffer less cardiovascular disease and have slower heart beat.

The daily also quoted gerontologist Dr Karen Weatherby as saying that sexual desire ensured better blood circulation and led to better health.

However, it was reported that reporters had attempted to search the article in the journal’s website but failed. Thus, there were doubts whether there was indeed such an article in the journal.

IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING: Adidas Unleashed Its World Cup Match Ball Tonight.

X'mas decorations at The Pavillion @ Bukit Bintang.

Adidas and Fifa has unveiled its official match ball for the 2010 World Cup South Africa at the Pavillion, Kuala Lumpur amidst much fanfare replete with strobe lights & crowds that danced away into the night at this popular shopping mall.
The mingling crowd is still thick at the stroke of midnight with many taking the photo opportunity to snap a memento of the giant replica of the match ball with the newly developed "Grip'n'Groove" profile, which as citing an excerpt from the Malay Mail,

".........provides the best players in the world with a ball that allows an exceptionally stable flight and perfect grip under all conditions.

Comprising only eight, completely new, thermally bonded 3-D panels, which for the first time are spherically moulded, the ball is perfectly round and even more accurate than ever before......".

Next year's World Cup will also mark Adidas 40th year as the official match ball sponsor.

At the heart of the Adidas' IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING campaign which spans 21 TV commercials, 15 documentaries, 1 long format film, behind the scenes footage, print and outdoor advertising, as well as exclusive digital content at www.adidas.com is also, the iconic football legend, David Beckham's retelling of his lows to his highs after scoring that took England to its finals in 2002. Watch the youtube vid of David Beckham's IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING!

Youtube Vid: MCA MIRT 1128

LIOW UNDER FIRE OVER NET CLIP

PETALING JAYA: The MCA crisis is not only making headlines in Malaysia, it has also become a hot news item in Taiwan.

Party vice-president Datuk Seri Liow Tiong Lai and those aligned to him have been accused of being copycats in producing an Internet video clip similar to a campaign video of Taiwanese president Ma Ying-jeou.

The three-minute video clip, titled MCA MIRT 1128, is available on YouTube.

The content urged MCA central delegates to attend the Nov 28 extraordinary general meeting, which was later cancelled and replaced with a special briefing session.

Taiwanese news portal http://news.msn.com.tw also carried a story criticising the clip, saying Liow and his group had learned the worst from their Taiwanese counterpart, the Kuomintang (KMT).

Taiwanese television station TVBS also pointed out that Liow’s video had copied almost all the content from Ma’s video, and only replaced the word “Taiwan” with “MCA” and “kind” with “integrity”.

As at press time yesterday, the video has been viewed 14,898 times with 277 comments; with some users calling the MCA the Malaysia Copy Association.

Full article at The Star, By NG CHENG YEE